";s:4:"text";s:19803:"SMOKING Privacy Statement and Terms of Use and Disclaimer Horsed*ck.MPEG tells Eugene he'll write Eugene's message to Cindi on his (Horsed*ck.MPEG's) "d*ck" and then make sure she gets it. Horsed*ck.MPEG smokes what initially appears to be a cigar, but later must be pot as he makes Eugene join him in sharing that, with Eugene later stating he's starting to feel high. She then rubs against Tucker's clothed crotch with her butt, comments about performing oral sex on him, and then moves down out of the camera shot (we see his pleasured reaction, and hear him tell Eugene -- in the present -- that it was good with lots of tongue). m=s.getElementsByTagName(o)[0];a.async=1;a.src=g;m.parentNode.insertBefore(a,m) When she talks about nursing a sick dog back to health, Tucker is amazed, saying he didn't think humans could do that (focusing on the "nursing" part), and when she calls him on that, he admits, "I was thinking about your boobs." He isn't sure, referring to what happened to his brother, but she states that her sister has sex all of the time and her babies are not "retarded." A Playboy models says her small dog has to go to the bathroom, but Tucker offers to take the dog off for that. But that never happens as Eugene drunkenly goes through the wrong door, falls down the steps, and is knocked into a coma. - Craig just got a MichaelJordan rookie card. A Playboy models says her small dog has to go to the bathroom, but Tucker offers to take the dog off for that. About Tucker removing him from the hospital prematurely, Eugene warns, "If I have to take a sh*t in your car...". You can't touch the ground, or you'll burn up. Candace grabs a bouncer's clothed crotch and applies pressure to convince him to let her into a party (to look for Tucker). One of Horsed*ck.MPEG's songs (playing loudly in the limo that Eugene's in to pick up Cindi for prom -- not Eugene's choice) keeps repeating the line, "I'm gonna f*ck a white bitch." As lyrics are repeated many times about "suck my d*ck" while "I f*ck that ass," we see him doing various bits of mock pelvic thrusting, while also spraying champagne (held at his crotch) onto the butts of various women as they're bent over. He later states that they got "tanked," drank more liquor later, and did (car driving) donuts in their car (partially seen, from inside the car). Pictograph Fork Anthropomorphs by IntrepidXJ, on Flickr Then we continued on down the canyon until we reached the Harvest Scene. Going back to how Tucker got Eugene out of his coma, a doctor says it's his new procedure and whacks a patient two times with a baseball bat (we hear but don't see the impact). We see Cindi's centerfold shot in Playboy, fully nude, but slightly twisted so that we only see the side of her bare butt, while her arm is across her chest. Little Girl vs Drunk Sleeping Dad. There's more talk of that "retarded" child setting a fire that killed several people, while the survivor now sits in a cell and eats his own feces. Ranges from accidental injuries -- a character falls down a flight of stairs, hits his head and ends up in a coma; a woman bites down on a man's genitals during an epileptic seizure; a half-naked woman falls out of a tour bus' open window -- to premeditated acts: Characters are beaten, stabbed with a fork, and followed by firefighters, who are portrayed as crazy and vengeful. None. A guy on Horsed*ck.MPEG's tour buss nuzzles a woman's neck and gropes her clothed butt. The episode aired on June 17, 2014 in the United States on FX.It was written by series creator and showrunner Noah Hawley and directed by Matt Shakman.The title refers to a dilemma of the same name, posed in the episode by FBI agents Pepper (Keegan-Michael Key) and Budge (Jordan Peele). He tells her he's a little drunk and thus it (getting an erection) might take two or three minutes, but the bus hits a bump and she bounces on the bed and then out the open window, disappearing from sight (played for comedy). Rather than apologize to Candace for stabbing her in the face after causing her to have an epileptic seizure while performing oral sex on him, Tucker states he hopes "You're not going to be a d*ck about this" and that he forgives her for what happened. 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Horsed*ck.MPEG tells Eugene that women will take everything from a man, and thus "You don't give 'em nothing but the d*ck" since they can't take that away. None. Eugene ends up falling to the floor from his hospital bed with a bloody nose, and we then hear that Eugene's nose is broken and some facial bones fractured. Cindi stating she posed for Playboy to earn money to provide for Eugene's hospital care during his coma. Horsed*ck.MPEG tells Eugene he'll write Eugene's message to Cindi on his (Horsed*ck.MPEG's) "d*ck" and then make sure she gets it. A rock suddenly blasts through Eugene's hospital room window, with Tucker then springing him from there in a wheelchair that he accidentally lets bang into the side of his car (after going down the steps rather than the wheelchair ramp). He also comments on having slept with 12 girls in 2 years. Eugene is shocked to learn that his dad moved to another state while Eugene was in a coma, and when they talk on the phone, the dad is happy Eugene came out of that, and says he'll visit in a few weeks, but then has to take another call and hangs up (all of that disappointing Eugene). A woman on Horsed*ck.MPEG's tour bus states, "I gotta take a sh*t" and then complains about not having any toilet paper. Cindi's father asks/says there won't be any alcohol referring to Cindi going to the prom with Eugene. By Philip Sherburn e When he runs into a dimwitted model, she doesn't see the dog he's holding pee into her drink (he's shocked, but says nothing). Tucker lights up his pipe, but a spark catches his motel room on fire, and we then see that the place has burned down. A Fun Waste Of Champagne. (Miss March is that kind of comedy.) Everyone is taken aback by this allegation, with one guy asking what about all of the women he "banged." We next see him lying face down on the hospital bed while a nurse uses a large hose to spray his butt (not seen) and then wring out his brown underwear (and she's grossed out by that). We see Candace with slightly bloody fork marks on her face (from Tucker trying to stab her off him -- during oral sex -- when she had an epileptic seizure and crunched down on him (heard, but not directly seen, and played for laughs). ga('require', 'displayfeatures'); Then read OUR TAKE of this film. During the making of a sexually provocative music video, Horsed*ck.MPEG sprays champagne (held at his crotch) onto the butts of various women as they're bent over. Hugh Hefner's advice to Tucker that men must see the Playboy bunny that's in all women. Eugene’s whole world has changed around him. We don't see the impact, but Tucker uses a baseball bat to try to "wake" Eugene from his coma, hitting him in the face with that (it works). From a young age, Tucker views women as sexual objects. We see some scantly clad groupies on Horsed*ck.MPEG's tour bus, and when he hears that Eugene is still a virgin, he tells them to "get your asses in here" and have sex with him. After stating that firemen never get "laid," Tucker tries to hit on some of the women, but they blow him off (including one who he refers to as a "MILF" despite her being in her twenties), but he ends up talking to one (who's wearing a very low-cut top that shows a lot of cleavage). WHY THE MPAA RATED IT: R Tucker pulls out the front of his pants and has Candace look down there (we don't see anything). CAST, CREW, & TECHNICAL INFO We see more drinking in the mansion, including Tucker and Eugene having at least 2 shots each. The song "I touch myself" has masturbation related lyrics, including, "When I think about you, I touch myself. We see a close-up of her clothed butt in her short dress, and then various views (front and rear) of her in her panties and cleavage revealing bra. Eugene ends up falling to the floor from his hospital bed with a bloody nose. When Tucker shows this to Eugene and says Cindi's in it, the latter is shocked and nervously asks if she's still a virgin. CAST AS ROLE MODELS: Firemen throw axes at Tucker and Eugene's car as its speeds off, with one partially coming through the passenger door and nearly hitting Eugene. In telling a story about his date with Candace, Tucker admits that they left without paying the restaurant bill. Heavy Eugene drunkenly falls down some steps, hits the wall at the bottom, and a toolbox falls onto his head, followed by a bookcase crashing down onto his entire body (leaving him in a 4-year coma -- all played for laughs). When he awakes he travels across the country to find her in the Playboy mansion, and he wants to find out why she left him. For some unknown reason, the filmmakers expect us to like this misogynist pig, as if we're intended to ignore personality defects like causing his girlfriend to go into an epileptic seizure then stabbing her in the face with a fork. Firemen throw axes at Tucker and Eugene's car as its speeds off, with one partially coming through the passenger door and nearly hitting Eugene. His dad has moved to Florida. He then turns on a strobe light, not realizing it will induce an epileptic seizure in her. Instead of exiting the parking lot like normal, Tucker pulls forward over the curb and grassy area to get to the street. Tucker throws a magazine that accidentally hits Eugene in the face, causing him some pain. He isn't sure, referring to what happened to his brother, but she states that her sister has sex all of the time and her babies are not "retarded." 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